Wheels Jokes

What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Garbage truck
What's green and got two wheels?
A motorpickle.
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies? a garbage truck.
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine? it wooden go!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
How do you know when a bike is thinking?
You can see its wheels turning.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.