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Literary Pick Up Lines
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Movie Pick Up Lines
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Corona Virus Jokes
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Classic Pick Up Lines
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Christian Pick Up Lines
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Sun Pick Up Lines
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.