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Treat Jokes

Corona Virus Jokes
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Funny Marriage Quotes
“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.” — Sam Levenson
Family Puns
In my grandparents time, an orange was considered a treat from Santa. Now kids want an apple.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Your treat or mine?
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Ghost Puns
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Toilet Puns
What did the old urinal cake say to the new one?
"Oh boy, first day? Urine for a treat."
Crow Puns
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Funny Animal Quotes
“When gorillas are sleeping, you can hide a bunch of raisins in their fur, and then they’ll have an exciting treat the next day."
- Guy Endore Kaiser
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill