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Toy Jokes

Doctor Puns
A small child was brought into hospital the other day after swallowing several small toy horses.
The doctors report that he is in a stable condition.
Giraffe Puns
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Puns
I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White.
The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.
Tree Puns
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
Ghost Puns
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Color Puns
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Zombie Puns
What’s a zombie’s favorite toy?
A dead-y bear.
Gorilla Puns
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Toaster Puns
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
Faux hundred degrees.
Elf Puns
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
Zebra Puns
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.