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Toy Jokes

Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Tree Puns
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
Zebra Puns
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
Elf Puns
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
Ghost Puns
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Puns
I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White.
The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.
Giraffe Puns
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.
Toaster Puns
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
Faux hundred degrees.
Zombie Puns
What’s a zombie’s favorite toy?
A dead-y bear.
Doctor Puns
A small child was brought into hospital the other day after swallowing several small toy horses.
The doctors report that he is in a stable condition.
Color Puns
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Gorilla Puns
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.