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Classic Pick Up Lines
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Corona Virus Jokes
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Friendship Quotes
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
Literary Pick Up Lines
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Funny Health Quotes
"Men make use of their illnesses at least as much as they are made use of by them." - Aldous Huxley
"Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them." - Martin H. Fischer
Christian Pick Up Lines
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Food Quotes
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
“If you know how many cupcakes I’m holding behind my back I’ll give you both of them.”
― Unknown
Language Pick Up Lines
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.