Tale Jokes

Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.

*Baste on a True Story...*
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
Do you know what Tinkerbell's tooshie is called?
A fairy tale.