Spirit Jokes

How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
“It’s like you trade the virility of the body for the agility of the spirit.” – Elizabeth Lesser
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was looking for the holiday spirit.
The Truth About The Beatles:
John was the brain.
Paul was the heart.
George was the spirit,
and Ringo was the drummer.
In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.
In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
“Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.”

- Lloyd Alexander.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.