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Soul Jokes

Literary Pick Up Lines
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Peach Puns
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Duck Puns
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
Sloth Puns
How do you apologize to a sloth? BEAR your heart and soul.
Koala Puns
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Sun Pick Up Lines
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Christmas Puns
“You’re my soul Santa.”
You’re my soul Santa.
One Liners for Kids
Why is your foot more special than your other body parts? Because they have their own soul. What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton.
Toaster Puns
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Stick him in an oven until his Bill Withers
Ski Puns
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Band Puns
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.