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Sauce Jokes

Werewolf Puns
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Food Poems
Roses are red, pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one, I’m not sharing with you.
Ghoul Puns
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Ketchup Puns
Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
Because the sauce ages.
I recently got told ketchup doesn't actually use tomatoes
But I can't find a reliable sauce on that.
Food Pick Up Lines
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Mexican Pick Up Lines
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Buffalo Puns
I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day
I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because they’re tenders.
Strawberry Puns
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.