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Recent Jokes

Flight Puns
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
France Puns
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Fire Puns
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
Rock Puns
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Clever Jokes
A recent finding by statisticians found that the average human has one breast and one testicle.
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
The world’s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
Poop Puns
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
Jokes For Women
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
One Liners and Short Jokes
At a recent job interview, the hiring manager
asked me if I can perform under pressure.
I said: "No, but I can do Bohemian Rhapsody."
Geology Puns
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Salt Puns
I took the recent snow warnings with a pinch of salt.
Crow Puns
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Onion Puns
I recently heard on the news that due to newly detected fungus infection in the onions, the government was recalling all the recent packages of the vegetables. Despite being a farmer, I had no tears to shed over this.