Really Jokes

Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
"I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures." - Robert Benchley
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0