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Rare Jokes

Tableware Puns
My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It is an extremely rare dish order.
Kitchen Puns
Once we had a cooking exam. After I finished, teacher said, that it was well done
But I made Medium Rare.
Stove Puns
A cow not being on the grill for very long is a rare occurrence.
Mexican Pick Up Lines
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
TV Puns
Television is a medium,
Because anything well done is rare.
Father Puns
How rare is an excellent father?
Legen-daddy
Fire Puns
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
Tiger Puns
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Mouth Puns
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
Music Pick Up Lines
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Meat Puns
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
Tea Puns
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.