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Zombie Puns
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
Nuts Puns
Why did a can of nuts win the part in the Christmas pageant? Because they were the best nut-tavity actors.
Frankenstein Puns
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Funny Health Quotes
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
Funny Parenting Quotes
"If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, keep away from children." – Susan Savannah
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare." - End Asner
“Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.”

- Ed Asner.
Pea Puns
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
Tableware Puns
Part of my alphabetised tea set recently got possessed by a demon.
I’m sure it’s saucer ‘E’.
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement'.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Food Quotes
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
Easter Pick Up Lines
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Meat Puns
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.