Pack Jokes

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
My friend said he got a package containing soaps from around the world...
But it was a pack of lyes.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

“Oh, I don’t know”, she said. “Just give me something with diamonds”.

That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.
I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,
but had to take them back as the seal was broken.
What do you call a half dozen wolves drinking beer?
A six pack.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Why did bulb pack an apple in his bag?
He wanted to have a light snack.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A pizza and a six pack.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.