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Opens Jokes

Birthday Jokes
I just bought my friend a mini fridge for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Flight Puns
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
One Liners and Short Jokes
My Grandad always said, “As one door closes, another one opens.”
Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.
Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton decided to play a game of hide and seek.
Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal runs off to hide but Newton takes a chalk and marks a 1m×1m square on the floor and stands in it.
"Ready or not, here I come!" Einstein exclaims while he opens his eyes. He sees Newton standing out in the open and says "Haha, I found you Newton!"
Newton replies "No, you found Pascal."
Funny Marriage Quotes
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” —Prince Philip
Banana puns
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
One Liners for Kids
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A turkey!
Clever Jokes
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"
Marriage Puns
Just bought my wife a refrigerator, for our Anniversary:
Cannot wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Birthday Puns
I just bought my friend a mini fridge for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Mother Puns
Stuck on what to get your Mum for Mother's Day?
Get her a fridge and watch her face light up as she opens it.
Computer Jokes
I'm planning on making an application that randomly closes the video game you are playing and opens a different one.
It's going to be a game changer.
Jokes For Women
When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.
Monkey Puns
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.