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Odd Jokes

Math Puns
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Engineering Puns
Looking for a boyfriend in engineering: the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
Beaver Puns
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Stove Puns
Something is odd about my hot stove.
I just can't quite put my finger on it.
Theater Puns
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.

Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.

"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Anti Jokes
Do you know what’s odd? Every other number.
Funny Limericks
Is it me or the nature of money,
That's odd and particularly funny.
But when I have dough,
It goes quickly, you know,
And seeps out of my pockets like honey.
There was an odd fellow named Gus,
When travelling he made such a fuss.
He was banned from the train,
Not allowed on a plane,
And now travels only by bus.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Rabbit Puns
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
Kitchen Puns
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
Australians usually boo meringue.