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Net Jokes

Parrot Puns
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Fish Puns
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
Volleyball Puns
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Rabbit Puns
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Bible Puns
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Train Puns
I was running to catch a train yesterday, but just as I was approaching it...
I realized my net wasn't big enough.
Tennis Puns
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Dolphin Puns
Why don’t dolphins play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
Computer Puns
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.