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Natural Jokes

Ocean Puns
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
Puns
Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan?
Because it's super natural.
Twinkle Twinkle Funny Poems
Twinkle twinkle little pie,
You squash my willpower like a fly.
You look so innocent and so sweet,
Convince my lips that we should meet.
You are a relentless flirt,
Oh no, we had indecent dessert.

Twinkle twinkle help appears,
A Stevia leaf erased my fears.
It made my willpower a superhero,
As for calories it has zero.
Twinkle twinkle Truvia™ star,
It has natural sweetness I love just what you are.
(Michael Hack)
Engineering Puns
Did you hear about the constipated engineer? He worked it out with a pencil. It was a natural log.
Werewolf Puns
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Beer Puns
A never-ending natural supply of beer?
Hops springs eternal.
I have a beer snob friend with Photophobia. He hates natural light.
Funny Aging Quotes
"Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs." - Charles Dickens
British Pick Up Lines
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Music Pick Up Lines
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Food Pick Up Lines
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
Deodorant Puns
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
Electricity Puns
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity?
It’s natural.
Flamingo Puns
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.