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Mind Jokes

4th of July Pick Up Lines
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Literary Pick Up Lines
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Classic Pick Up Lines
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Space Pick Up Lines
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Corona Virus Jokes
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does."
Food Quotes
“My mind says ‘abs’ but my heart says ‘cheese fries’.”
― Unknown
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown