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Lay Jokes

Giant Puns
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
A centipede was happy quite,
Until a frog in fun
Said, “Pray, which leg comes after which?”
This raised her mind to such a pitch,
She lay distracted in the ditch
Considering how to run.
Funny Poems
As I lay cozy, all snug in my bed,
I enjoy the imagination inside my head
Until I hear racket beside my bed.
It's my 5:00 alarm!

I quickly silent you, you annoying alarm.
Then we SNOOZE together and let dreams carry on.
Enjoying the peace, then I'll be darned;
It's my 5:15 reminder!

Now I hush the ringing of my reminder.
Ok Alarm, let's put that behind us.
Eyes just shut, but here goes that timer
It's 7:20. I'm late!!!

(By Demecia Dean)
Christian Puns
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Dinosaur Puns
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Egg Puns
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
Chicken Puns
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Penguin Puns
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Monster Puns
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.
One Liners and Short Jokes
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours. The blacksmith instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.”

The apprentice did just as he was told. Now he’s the village blacksmith.
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.