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Iron Jokes

Fire Puns
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
Irish Puns
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Laundry Puns
When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.
More places are charging fees to iron my clothes after they launder them...
I guess the free press is under siege!
Blonde Jokes
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor asked her what had happened.
She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I picked up the iron instead of the phone by mistake.
"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
"The bastard called again."
Meat Puns
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
Puns
Having rumpled clothing is a pressing issue, but I am sure that I can iron out a solution.
Knight Puns
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Pot Puns
Did you hear about the fellow who threw away his new iron skillet?
It smelt funny...
My girlfriend was arrested for assault using an iron skillet
We'll see how this pans out but I think she's fried.
Phone Puns
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
Rock Puns
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Spice Puns
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
If I Had a Dollar... Jokes
If I had a nickel for every time my wife forgot to unplug her curling iron, I still wouldn't have a house.