Introduce Jokes

Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
“Fleeced to meet you.”
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
How did the hamburger introduce his wife?
"Meet Patty."
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B!
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.