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Introduce Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Spouse Puns
How did the hamburger introduce his wife?
"Meet Patty."
Tree Puns
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
Beaver Puns
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Spain Puns
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Marriage Puns
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B!
Pick Up Lines
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Zombie Puns
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
Movie Pick Up Lines
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Ski Puns
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Llama Puns
What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
“Fleeced to meet you.”