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Hook Jokes

Fish Puns
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
I’m off the hook!
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man of the North,
Who fell into a basin of broth;
But a laudable cook,
Fished him out with a hook,
Which saved that Old Man of the North.
One Liners and Short Jokes
What are the 3 rules of Golf? If the ball goes right it's a slice, if the ball goes left it's a hook, and it the ball goes straight it's a miracle.
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Fishing Puns
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
Worm Puns
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Puns
How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Canadian Pick Up Lines
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Literary Pick Up Lines
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
River Puns
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Quotes
“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”
Mitch Hedberg