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Hill Jokes

Poop Puns
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
Ancient Rome Puns
I think if Rome hadn't been built on a hill...
..it wouldn't have had such a fast decline.
Toilet Paper Puns
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...
Orange Puns
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Mountain Puns
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
There was once a jolly happy mountain that offered fantastic advice to a grumpy hill. "Change your altitude", he said!
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
Cycling Pick Up Lines
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Strawberry Puns
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
Funny Birthday Poems
Happy Birthday, Old Buddy!
Are you like me a bit?
I let my mind wander,
It didn't come back...
But better over the hill...
...than under it.
Garden Puns
Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.
Meat Puns
What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
Ghoul Puns
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Jogging Pick Up Lines
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?