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Funny Parenting Quotes
"I love when my kids tells me they’re bored. As if the lady standing in front of a full sink of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time." – Unknown
Monster Puns
Why don’t vampires use the front door?
Because they use the bat flap instead.
Divorce Puns
I broke up with my partner on our front stairs.
It was a stoop end to the situation.
Tiger Puns
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Onion Puns
Onions are great at being psychologists as they let people cry their hearts out in front of them.
Funny Animal Quotes
“The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree." - Steven Alexander Wright
“If you’re a zebra being chased by a lion, maybe just stop in front of a giant bar code?”

- Guy Endore-Kaiser.
Gorilla Puns
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Poop Puns
Why didn’t the teacher want to fart in front of anyone?
He was a private tootor.
Yard Puns
How do you make a dog stop barking in the backyard?
Move him to the front yard.
My neighbor planted dogwood trees in his front yard.
I’m not a huge fan of the bark.
Crow Puns
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Friendship Quotes
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
Fairy Puns
A fairy appears in front of an old man.
"For the good things you've done in your life, I grant you three wishes!"

The old man squints and asks: "Can you speak up a bit? My hearing isn't the best anymore..."

The fairy replies: "SURE! YOU HAVE TWO WISHES!"
Chocolate Pick Up Lines
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.