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Fever Jokes

Snake Puns
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
Hot Dog Puns
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
Crow Puns
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
One Liners for Kids
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog! What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
Color Puns
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Ghost Puns
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Garden Puns
Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Isn’t that news a pollen?
Cow Puns
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Knight Puns
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Sibling Puns
My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.
Their names are Sam and Ella.
Werewolf Puns
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.