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Describe Jokes

Pun Puns
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
History Puns
A teacher asks one of their pupils, "Can you describe Napoleon"s origin?"
The pupil replies, "Course I can." (Corsican)
Music Pick Up Lines
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Quotes
“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.”
Abraham Lincoln
Deer Puns
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Lemon Puns
How do you describe a polite german lemon?
Bitte(r)
Language Pick Up Lines
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Onion Puns
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
Tree Puns
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Clean Jokes
If I had to describe myself in 3 words?
Lazy.
One Liners for Kids
I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”
Peach Puns
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Mole Puns
How would you describe a stinky chemist?
Mole-odorous