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Carries Jokes

Snail Puns
Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back!
River Puns
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Fishing Puns
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Onion Puns
What do you call an onion that carries electromagnetic waves? A photonion.
Fish Puns
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
Halloween Puns
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"

A shepherds spy.
Hair Puns
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
Elephant Puns
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
Funny Money Quotes
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
Sibling Puns
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.