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Movie Pick Up Lines
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Literary Pick Up Lines
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Classic Pick Up Lines
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Space Pick Up Lines
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.