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Button Jokes

Corny Jokes
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
She couldn't find the "10" button.
Potato Puns
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
Funny Poems
Oh my beloved belly button.
The squidgy ring in my midriff mutton.
Your mystery is such tricky stuff:
Why are you so full of fluff?
(Richard Leavesley)
Funny Marriage Quotes
“The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.” —Rick Reilly
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Keyboard Puns
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
V
V

Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Werewolf Puns
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Mushroom Puns
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Person of Dutton,
Whose head was as small as a button,
So, to make it look big,
He purchased a wig,
And rapidly rushed about Dutton.
Koala Puns
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.