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Anywhere Jokes

Unicorn Puns
Have you seen Jake’s new custom trumpet? Yeah, that’s quite a unique horn, I’d know it anywhere.
Corona Virus Jokes
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Penguin Puns
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Dinosaur Puns
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Meat Puns
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
Hiking Pick Up Lines
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Funny Animal Quotes
“In LA we get coyotes in our garbage cans. Coyotes are just like my relatives. They go out in pairs, they whine at night, and they go anywhere there’s food."
- Billy Crystal
Funny Aging Quotes
"Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere." – George Burns
Travel Pick Up Lines
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Football Puns
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Toxic Pick Up Lines
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
One Liners for Kids
What runs but doesn't get anywhere? A refrigerator.