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Am Jokes

Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Language Pick Up Lines
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Garden Quotes
"I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!"
- Steven Wright
Funny Health Quotes
"I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures." - Robert Benchley
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." —Alexander the Great
Corona Virus Jokes
I am a mean green machine.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Friendship Quotes
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Sun Pick Up Lines
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Easter Pick Up Lines
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Food Quotes
"I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food."
– Erma Bombeck
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising."
— Meg Cabot