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Pineapple Puns
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Love Puns
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
What It Used to Be Like
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting. " Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked. "To get my teeth!"
Funny Love Quotes
"Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one." – Fran Lebowitz
"I like long romantic walks down every aisle at Target." - Unknown
"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one." — Benjamin Franklin
Piano Puns
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Knockmaninoff.
The Romantic Gift
I thought I’d surprise my girlfriend for her birthday. Her: “What are you doing? And why are you shirtless?” Me: *smiles and nods* Her: “And you’re covered in… baby oil?” Me: “Well, you know how you always said I never glisten?” Her: “Listen. You never listen.” Me: “Oh.”
Tree Puns
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
Music Pick Up Lines
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Onion Puns
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.
The Cursed Prince
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?” And the lady said, “Pardon?”
Cow Puns
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
Funny Break Up Lines
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Funny Poems
Taking a romantic ride today,
We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted his tail
And we heard a roaring dragon!

The deafening sound hurt my ears
And the smell burned the hairs in my nose.
My girlfriend sat and glared at me.
Somehow my fault I suppose.

It was my idea to take the ride,
But how was I to know?
It really wasn't in my plans;
Didn't know the horse would blow.

The noise and the smell were bad enough,
As the wind blew quickly by.
But I think the very worst of it,
Was the brown stuff in my eye.

My girlfriend's face turned angry red.
So I figured I wouldn't dare,
Advise her of the smelly pieces
Of horse stuff in her hair.

The horse finally stopped; my girl ran away,
Stubbornly lifting her chin.
I think that horse was enjoying himself,
Cause I'm sure I saw him grin.

A lesson learned for me today.
Although I must confess,
I laughed so hard I nearly cried
As I wiped away the mess.

(by Annabel Sheila)
The Prince's Curse
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?” And the lady said, “Pardon?”
Funny Winter Quotes
“Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.”
Sports Pick Up Lines
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Gorilla Puns
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!