Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
My mum makes peas for every meal. I'm sick of her reci-peas.
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
I've written a book about a very grumpy British pea farmer, it's called "Mind your peas and queues."
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
I found my son sleeping in a pile of peas. May he rest in peas.
If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
Q: Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
A: Because they want peas and quiet.
If you want to ask someone to borrow their peas, you have to say pea-lease.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
I hate lentils but I love peas. They're more ap-peas-ing to my pealate.
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
What do you get with surprise peas?
Wet legs
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
My dad tried to put peas into an orange once. It didn't appeal to me.
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
"I'll be right back, I need to go for a pea," said the fruit during the interval.
I went to see a beet poet the other day. There were lots of hip peas there.
Q: How do you make a blueberry?
A: You strangle a pea.
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens