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Medieval Puns
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Computer Puns
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Thanksgiving Jokes
What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google!"
What Computer Acronyms Really Mean
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms, so here's a list: WWW World Wide Wait COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis DOS Defective Operating System OS/2 Obsolete Soon 2 BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM I Blame Microsoft SAP Slow And Painful BSDO Blue Screen of Death Google Gradually Overcoming Our Ghastly Legal Environment Yahoo You Always Have Other Options
Planet Puns
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
Computer Science Pick Up Lines
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Funny Yoga Quotes
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
Dad Jokes
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
"That's just spam."
Pick Up Lines
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Computer Jokes
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!

Electricity: Keep talking smart guys...
Boat Puns
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
Corn Puns
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Password Puns
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Puns
I got an e-mail saying “At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards”, and I thought...
“That’s just spam.”
Funny Health Quotes
"If your doctor's last name is Google, it's time to get a second opinion…" - Toni Bernhard, J.D.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.