Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.