Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!