What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
A chive mind.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.