A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."