When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
We had a lively debate in physics.
It was a conversation of energy.