My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is the unit for power?"
But he just saying "Yes."
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested?
He was released without charge.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.