What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
We had a lively debate in physics.
It was a conversation of energy.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.