Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.
Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"