Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is the unit for power?"
But he just saying "Yes."
Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"