A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.