Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.