Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.
So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.