The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is the unit for power?"
But he just saying "Yes."
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.