The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.