The fisherman was playing his out-of-tune guitar.
Luckily he caught a Tuna
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
There is no cure.
Did you hear about the broadcasters in the aeroplane?
They're on air now
What do you call a berry that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity!
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
Did you hear the one about the pianist convention?
They had a few keynote speakers
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Knockmaninoff.
"learn to play piano by ear!"
"Thanks, I'd rather use my fingers."
Violinist Caught following a String of Robberies.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyonce.
What does a trumpet and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
I bought my daughter into a radio...
She's not very e-static about it.
What do you call a fishing boat with a great stereo?
bass boat.
What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?
Shreddar.
What do you do to a female news anchor who breaks a leg?
You put her in a broadcast.
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
The Who
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone?
Bisaxual.
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
I listenend to the football game on the radio. It was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
So I tirned to my dad and said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
What is a pianist’s favorite cheese ?
Mozzartrella.
Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him, "is that a Fret"?
Wanna hear a joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short.
A drum rolled down a hill.
Ba-dum tsssh!
Why aren't high school twins afraid of getting mono?
Because they get stereo instead!
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years
I'm a huge pianist.
What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower? Vibrato.
What's a bipolar person's favorite type of music? Swing.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
What do you call a boy and girl playing blues music? The battle of the saxes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
I heard Placebo on the radio. I actually thought it was The Cure.
I asked my musician friend if he plays by ear.
He said, "Yes, it's a violin. That is how you hold it."
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism
Shopping at the music store, my friend had to settle for a fiver saxophone ...
They couldn't afford a tenor.
I should change my name to Billy and get a job as a radio show presenter.
Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.
What's the definition of a gentleman? One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
My priest fired me from playing guitar with the choir.
Apparently it’s blasphemous to play a Gsus2 chord.
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but I had to give it up. It was just one ting after another.
One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet
He was a Tudor tooter tutor.
What is the musical part of a snake?
The scales.
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
What was the pianist doing at the mall?
Chopin.
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Pharaohsmith.