What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
Finger prince.
What do you call a fishing boat with a great stereo?
bass boat.
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
There was a fish who wanted to be a broadcaster...
Until he went on air.
What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?
Shreddar.
Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal
What do you call a pianist who throws trash everywhere?
Litterachi.
What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
Limp Bizkit.
Why can't Woody play his guitar?
He doesn't know where his Pixar.
Don't you dare hit that drum again!
If you do, there will be repercussions!
I really like guitars
They just strike a chord with me.
What music are balloons scared of? Pop music
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.
One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet
He was a Tudor tooter tutor.
My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyonce.
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as s*x cymbals.
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
We're a cover band
What is a pianist’s favorite cheese ?
Mozzartrella.
What’s the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?
A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism
I asked my musician friend if he plays by ear.
He said, "Yes, it's a violin. That is how you hold it."
Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is that a fret?”
What do you call the worlds smallest violin?
Hard to play.
What instrument do English people play?
The Anglo-Saxophone!
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
To get away from the noise.
What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter?
He was shredding the floor.
What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio? Cool Music
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Knockmaninoff.
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
Ba-dump-tss
What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?
CRAB on your ORGAN.
What should you do if you can't afford a fancy trumpet?
Buy a frugelhorn
The ad said "Free Violin", but there were strings attached...
Newscaster Dad: And now, here is John with the weather.
Weatherman: It’s Jim, actually.
Newscaster: My apologies. Here’s John with the Jim.
What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band? The Doors.
What do you call a boy and girl playing blues music? The battle of the saxes.