What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
AUDIOS!
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums?
A beat cop.
What do you call a guitar used to play pool?
A cue stick.
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
It’s quite the CoNunDrum
My grandpa left me a violin and an oil painting in his will.
When I took them to be valued, I was told that they were by Van Gogh and Stradivarius. Sadly they were worthless as Van Gogh was rubbish at making violins and Stradivarius was an awful painter.
What does a trumpet and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
I tried to play a bass guitar once.
It didn't make much sound, and it slipped out of my hands and swam away.
I really like guitars
They just strike a chord with me.
Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal
I hooked a stereo up to my recliner.
Now it's a rocking chair.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyonce.
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.