How do you trap a drum kit?
Use a snare
Why was the piano laughing?
Because I was tickling his ivories
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
It's in A flat minor.
I hooked a stereo up to my recliner.
Now it's a rocking chair.
"learn to play piano by ear!"
"Thanks, I'd rather use my fingers."
What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing.
What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower? Vibrato.
What do you call the worlds smallest violin?
Hard to play.
How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case.
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
What did the trumpet pharaoh do when his girlfriend told him to pull out?
Toot and come in.
What do you call a boy and girl playing blues music? The battle of the saxes.