Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
Why did the jazz musician refuse to be quarantined?
Cause he was an outdoor cat.
Follow Beethoven's example. People said he was never going to be a musician because he was deaf. Did he listen to them? Of course not.
I listenend to the football game on the radio. It was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
So I tirned to my dad and said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"
Violinist Caught following a String of Robberies.
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Hold it! We don't serve minors here."
Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as s*x cymbals.
A friend of mine told me he’d give me a radio that had no batteries. I think it’s a wind-up.