What's the definition of a gentleman? One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
A friend of mine told me he’d give me a radio that had no batteries. I think it’s a wind-up.
I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years
I'm a huge pianist.
Trumpester: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
I used to think that all radios had antennae, then I realized it was a stereo type.
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
You can't beat it.
I was supposed to play the trumpet
But I blew it.
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
AUDIOS!
What should you do if you can't afford a fancy trumpet?
Buy a frugelhorn
What was the pianist doing at the mall?
Chopin.