All my neighbours bought the same set of stereos...
When will they stop stereotyping?
I had to borrow my friend’s trumpet because I sounded too good on my own, and people would be jealous!
I didn’t want to toot my own horn.
I saw a Jazz band last night, but they really sucked...
They really saxophoned it in.
I tried to play a bass guitar once.
It didn't make much sound, and it slipped out of my hands and swam away.
What's better than having roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ....
What was stolen from the music store? The lute.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
A classical musician bought a Stradivari violin
Now he is quite Baroque.
What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone?
"Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
Ba-dum-tss
Did you know Rolf Harris was a talented violinist as a child?
Yeah, he was a mean kiddie fiddler.