A classical musician bought a Stradivari violin
Now he is quite Baroque.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
What's a bipolar person's favorite type of music? Swing.
I was supposed to play the trumpet
But I blew it.
Why did the pianist turn around on his way to the grocery store?
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
The ad said "Free Violin", but there were strings attached...
I slapped my violin out of anger, then I got arrested for domestic violins.
Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? King Kong is more sensitive.
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Knockmaninoff.
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
It's in A flat minor.
How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case.