What's an Ancient Egyptian favorite restaurant?
Pizza Tut!
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?
They played rock paper Caesar
I saw this new movie about a mummy's new bandages. It was called The Emperor's New Cloths.
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
When I asked my Teacher in History class if she could tell us more about Napoleon's origin, she replied,"'Course I can!"
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What would the pharaoh say after seeing the pyramid? He would name it mummy's home.
The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
As soon as the ancient Egyptian kings come to know about the pyramid scheme, they stopped building monuments immediately.
Where do mummies go for a swim? To the Dead Sea.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Q: Why are ghosts scared of mummies?
A: They tear up the ghost's sheets
Q: Why was the Pharaoh wet?
A: He was the reigning ruler.
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
Because it can't sit down!
When I gave the wrong answer about Austrian composers in class, my teacher said, "Are you Schubert that?"
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Name the subject that is most fruitiest among others. History because of it huge number of dates.
When the love of his life finally left him, young Fidel cried out in despair, "I didn't think you would embar go my dear one."
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
What is the best job for a mummy during holidays? A gift wrapper.
Did you hear about the Pharaoh who was lying in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
Henry VIII had breathing troubles - he had no heir!
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
The First World War ended very quickly because they were Russian.
I once played chess with an Egyptian King...
...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
Q: What was the pharaoh's favorite football team?
A: The Mummy Dolphins
What's the difference between a Roman and an Irish Catholic?
The strength of the communion wine.
What's a mummy's favorite song?
Walk Like An Egyptian.
What is Julius Caesar's favorite food?
Roman noodles
Q: What was the most important holiday in ancient Egypt?
A: Mummy's Day.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Nobody knows about Napoleon's brother because they were born-apart-e.
Did you know the first weather report was delivered to Julius Caesar?
Hail Caesar
You're my romeboy.
What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl?
Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy
Why were Native Americans in America first?
They had reservations.
Where would you find Hadrian's Wall?
At the bottom of his garden!
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
I M L I VI D
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Q: Why was the Pharaoh Khufu sent to jail?
A: He ran a pyramid scheme.