I wrote down a list of everyone I hate on a piece of paper and my roommate use it to roll his joint....
He's now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
The sheep says to the shepherd "you're an jerk and I hate you!" and the shepherd says "Say what?"
And the sheep goes "You herd me!"
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
Why do communist hate bacon?
Because it’s from capitalist pigs.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
“I hate being half bike, half motorcycle,” he moped.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Let Him Without Sin...
Let Him Without Sin... Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute. It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let him who has no sin cast the first stone." The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away. All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman. Jesus sighs and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom."
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red,
Relationships are tough,
The reason I love you,
Is we hate the same stuff.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.