What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
This summer is going swimmingly.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Get in the swim this summer.
Water you doing on [date]?
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
My moment in the sun.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
For instant fun, just add water.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Summer is just floating by.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Poor white splash.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!