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These Athletes Retired at the Susprisingly Young Age of 30

These incredible athletes were top performers that surprised the world by retiring by the time they were 30!

Funny: I'm Gonna Ask This Hooker How Many Knots I'm Doing

A retired sailor picks up a prostitute at the docks. They take off to do their business. He asks her how he's doing...

Keep Your Retirement Exciting by Following These 5 Tips

If you're worried that there won't be enough things to do during retirement, check this video out for some ideas.

Have You Heard This One? How to Keep Busy When Retired

People say that being retired is boring, but they obviously haven't a clue what they're talking about!

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger

An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...

This Joke Starts With 3 Swimmers About to Race

Three Paralympian swimmers go head-to-head in a race to the finish. A swimming cap proves too much to handle for one of the competitors...

This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical

An old man who's having memory problems visits his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor quickly comes up with a solution for his forgetfulness...

This Joke Starts With a Young Man Talking to An Old Man

A young man wonders how an evidently rich old man came to be so wealthy. He tells him his story about investing in apples...

This Joke Starts With a Man Trying to Steal a Hat

When a man attempts to steal a hat from a church and fails, he is duly punished. Little did he know that memories of his old one would soon come flooding back..

Funny: No, Grandparents, That Isn't Going to Work

When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...

Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?

This 84-year-old man has a 22-year-old woman at home, but he seems a bit confused about getting back home to her...

Hilarious: Losing on Poker Can Induce Serious Problems

When a man drops dead playing poker, someone is tasked with informing the deceased man's wife of what went wrong...

Joke: The Professor and the Old Man

An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working At the Post Office

A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...

I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)

A Nazi walks into a bar and buys a drink for everyone, bar a Jewish man who's sitting alone in a corner. His decision soon backfires...

Hilarious: Which One of Us Will Crack First?

Three Axis soldiers are contemplating their respective fates as they're about to be interrogated. They start debating as to who will last the longest...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club

A woman joins a country-club and sets out to play with the guys at 6.30am. She immediately impresses them with her golfing prowess...

25 Xmas One-liners to Make Everyone Howl With Laughter

Do you enjoy a good one-liner? If you do, then there's no need to tell you Christmas is the perfect time for them. Here are 25 hilarious Christmas one-liners.

Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question

A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..

Oh Madam, It Was Just a Little Switcheroo (Funny Joke)

A woman is incredibly happy with the result of what was done for her husband in the mortuary. Little did she know what the mortician actually did with him...

This Joke Starts With Four Sophomores Taking Chemistry

Four female sophomores go to another college over the weekend and get quite drunk. They only get back on Monday, missing their organic chemistry exam...

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...

This Joke Starts With Three Dogs Walking Down the Street

Three male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful female poodle. She tells them that whoever has the best way with words would get her...

Funny Joke: Come On Guys, We're Busting Out of Here

An engineer, a physicist and mathematician are in jail together, but it isn't for long...