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Funny: No, Grandparents, That Isn't Going to Work

When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...

Funny Joke: A Girl and Her Grandpa Go to the Store

A clerk tries it on with a pretty girl who's at the store he works at with her granddad. He asks for an odd form of paytment, but his plans are scuppered...

Hilarious: Grandpa, Can You Please Tell Me Who Made You?

A granddaughter and grandfather are sitting together on a couch. Soon, she asks him about who made him...

How to Be a Very Good Grandparent: 30 Foolproof Steps

There's plenty of advice out there for parenting, but everyone assumes grandparenting is too simple to be explained - how wrong they are!

Hilarious: Stories About Your Grandmother (Rude)

A drunk man walks into a bar and starts mouthing off about a biker's grandma. Things take an unexpected turn just as his friends are getting angry...

This Joke Starts With a Man Walking Into a Bar

A man walks into a bar when he promptly spots a friend drinking in a corner by himself. He promptly goes over to talk to him to see what the matter is...

I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)

A Nazi walks into a bar and buys a drink for everyone, bar a Jewish man who's sitting alone in a corner. His decision soon backfires...

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger

An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...

This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

80,000 blondes are in a bid to prove to the world just how smart they are. The lead announcer begins to ask for volunteers from the audience...

Hilarious: I Don't Have Money to Pay My Medical Bill

When a man suffers a heart attack and wakes up in a Catholic hospital, the questioning by the nun looking after him soon turns to his medical bills...

Funny: I'm Gonna Ask This Hooker How Many Knots I'm Doing

A retired sailor picks up a prostitute at the docks. They take off to do their business. He asks her how he's doing...

This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical

An old man who's having memory problems visits his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor quickly comes up with a solution for his forgetfulness...

Genie, I Want Beer Now That I've Found You (Funny Joke)

A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie emerges. His thoughts immediately turn to beer...

This Joke Starts With a Girl About to Jump Off a Bridge

A biker spots a damsel in distress - she's about to throw herself off a bridge. he soon talks here into giving him a kiss...

This Joke Starts With a Granddaughter Being Told Off

When a granddaughter comes downstairs in a see-through blouse and without a bra on, grandma plots a fitting response for her not doing as she says...

This Joke Starts With a Man Trying to Steal a Hat

When a man attempts to steal a hat from a church and fails, he is duly punished. Little did he know that memories of his old one would soon come flooding back..

Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?

This 84-year-old man has a 22-year-old woman at home, but he seems a bit confused about getting back home to her...

Have You Heard This One? An American in An Irish Pub

This joke begins with an American going into a pub in good ol' Ireland...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working At the Post Office

A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...

Hilarious: Which One of Us Will Crack First?

Three Axis soldiers are contemplating their respective fates as they're about to be interrogated. They start debating as to who will last the longest...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club

A woman joins a country-club and sets out to play with the guys at 6.30am. She immediately impresses them with her golfing prowess...