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This Joke Starts With An Old Man, a Boy and a Donkey

Sometimes in life, you just can't get it right in the eyes of people. That's why you really shouldn't try to please everyone...

Hilarious: An Officer Pulls Over a Farmer For Speeding

A farmer gets pulled over for speeding. The police officer is busy writing him a ticket when he seems to have some problems with circle flies...

This Joke Starts With An Elderly Man On His Farm

A man is on his farm in Australia when he decides to head to the pond at the back of his property. He soon discovers several women skinny-dipping in it...

Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!

I'm always partial to a good Little Johnny joke, but when there's a collection of them in one place, you know there'll be people falling about laughing...

Hilarious: Do You Really Think I'm Naive Enough for That?

When a family begins arguing about what would happen after the rich patriarch dies, the patriarch seems to come up with a good solution...

Joke: In Life, They Say That What Goes Up Must Come Down

A man goes skydiving for the first time, but things begin to go awry as soon as he leaves the plane. Something even more surprising happens...

Hilarious: A British Explorer Discusses His Travels

An explorer returns from his travels and gives a talk of his exploits in Africa. He begins to describe the practices he witnessed...

This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde

Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...

Have You Ever Seen Such Well-Trained Lobsters?

A fisherman is caught red-handed with lobsters after the season had already been closed for two weeks. Little did the officer know that he has an explanation...

Have You Heard This Joke? The Stuttering (Rude)

Enjoy this funny joke about a guy who wanted his stutter removed...

Have You Heard This Joke: The Rules of Men

Enjoy this funny joke where a blond teaches us all an important lesson...

Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch

Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working At the Post Office

A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...

I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)

A Nazi walks into a bar and buys a drink for everyone, bar a Jewish man who's sitting alone in a corner. His decision soon backfires...

Hilarious: Which One of Us Will Crack First?

Three Axis soldiers are contemplating their respective fates as they're about to be interrogated. They start debating as to who will last the longest...

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger

An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club

A woman joins a country-club and sets out to play with the guys at 6.30am. She immediately impresses them with her golfing prowess...

25 Xmas One-liners to Make Everyone Howl With Laughter

Do you enjoy a good one-liner? If you do, then there's no need to tell you Christmas is the perfect time for them. Here are 25 hilarious Christmas one-liners.

Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question

A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..

Oh Madam, It Was Just a Little Switcheroo (Funny Joke)

A woman is incredibly happy with the result of what was done for her husband in the mortuary. Little did she know what the mortician actually did with him...

This Joke Starts With Four Sophomores Taking Chemistry

Four female sophomores go to another college over the weekend and get quite drunk. They only get back on Monday, missing their organic chemistry exam...

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...

This Joke Starts With Three Dogs Walking Down the Street

Three male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful female poodle. She tells them that whoever has the best way with words would get her...

Funny Joke: Come On Guys, We're Busting Out of Here

An engineer, a physicist and mathematician are in jail together, but it isn't for long...